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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

i picked up three pieces of ice and carried them across the house to put in my drink because i forgot it when i went downstairs and didn’t want to have to get it

fieldbears:

I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like

'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'

plus one story/drawing that everyone loves

'really? that one?'

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

(Source: lavagoth)

jpgay:

LOST CAT IN SAN JOSE AREA
EVERYONE I lost my cat yesterday night and she hasnt returned she is a small calico female and should be wearing a blue collar with a bow on it if you see a cat like this in the San Jose area (California) PLEASE call 1(408)775-2797 she has breathing problems and needs medecine

jpgay:

LOST CAT IN SAN JOSE AREA

EVERYONE I lost my cat yesterday night and she hasnt returned she is a small calico female and should be wearing a blue collar with a bow on it if you see a cat like this in the San Jose area (California) PLEASE call 1(408)775-2797 she has breathing problems and needs medecine

boomboxdragon:

bash the societal norms, yes, but also tell the kids and teens who do dream of getting married, or having kids, or being celebrities, or anything that is deemed normal that it’s okay to have those dreams just like it’s okay not to have them

Fan fiction with fluff:
Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut:
Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that

growlithes:

just admiring the scenery outside

growlithes:

just admiring the scenery outside

(Source: foxnewsofficial)